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THIS WEEK ON THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER BY CC LOVECHILD

Blessha bones cousins!!!! I hope you are warm cause I’m not….they need to take all this snow and dump it in the river to keep us from borrowing water like we had to do last summer!….And that concludes the weather report.

But to help you out in these treacherous conditions keep a bottle of bleach in your car, pour it on your tires if you ever get stuck.  I know that will bless someone please; send all seeds to my PayPal account.
FYI….the rules to MY reviews are as follows:
Bold=nice try
Different=I see you, Imma keep you on my prayerlist

EPIC!=worth the investment of the senses

Now, with that being said…..enjoy…..

EPIC THROWBACK READS: Whether you are male or female, if you haven’t read COLDEST WINTER EVER by Sista Souljah, your life is missing something major.  One of the greatest books ever written.  It’s so good I’ve read it a few times.  Also, check out Maya Angelou’s I KNOW WHY THE CAGED BIRD SINGS…and tell me about it cause I didn’t have the patience for that one.  It went over my head in the first few pages, but I did however enjoy the poetry she put down in my favorite TUPAC movie, POETIC JUSTICE…and I quote “like a moth to the flame burned by the fire….”

EPIC NEW READ: It’s always good to see the versatility of the young, beautiful and smart….especially when it’s ya girl @LALA Anthony.  I miss her reality show.  She has finally made her mark on the Best Seller’s List with her latest literary contribution “The Love Playbook”.  I normally never cry reading a book, but this one here…*sniff*…..it’s an EPIC read!  A page turner, informative, and EPICALLY written (S/O to our mutual good friend @shanikaclay).
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MOVIES: Put me to sleep so let me know if I need to see it…by the way…CONFESSION: ….*whisperin* I haven’t seen 12 YEARS A SLAVE cause I’m still having flashbacks from ROSEWOOD. *whistlin*

SPORTS: EPIC!!! ….Football is over!! #cartwheel  and I don’t care who you sleeping with, E.LYNN HARRIS told us about you football players years ago. *blink blink*…in other sports news….he’s a copycat, a whore, but he’s BOLD….Kobe sucks….& the LA Clippers are better than the Flakers…..*whistlin*

COMEDY: Gotta show some love to one of my favorite Southern gals, out of CALI, the baddest bodysuit wearin’ heffa this side of the Mississippi… MS. ARKANSAS!!!  for reppin’ for the sistas during SHAQ’S ALL STAR COMEDY CONTEST!!!  And congrats on your upcoming OXYGEN NETWORK debut!!!

R.I.P. to Comedian James Hannah, your gift will truly be missed.  And HAPPY BORNDAY!!!! (#teamaquarius) to CHRISTIAN COMEDIAN E-BOOGIE!!

In these last and evil days it’s rare you find a radio station that supports independent artists from ALL genres.  My boi @jaysharp from across the water in Kansas City, KS is determined to let your music be heard through this powerful movement, Indie Evolution Radio!  Want your music to reach where you can’t, including 19 different countries?  Drop my name in his ear so I can pay my phone bill & get me some new hair.  His current ARTIST special is 300 BDS spins, interview, 10 sec drop, 30 day promo for less than a pair of Jordans, $100!!!!  Hit him up…ItsMyURLs.com/jaysharp22#sthash.yqPTcV9g.dpuf 

His Track “I’m Drunk” will be featured on the TV reality show “Next Best Bartender” on the Infinity Broadcast Network this spring!!!!  The mixtape will be hosted by himself and FREEWAY RICK ROSS (which is a blog by itself)…….
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Stay tuned for more from this EPIC movement, I’ll be checking in with them often!

Now on to music….

BOSS’ ORDERS: A song called FILTHY RICH or by FILTHY RICH ended up in my inbox….and well….ladies and gentlemen….I don’t get paid to lie….the production was hot!  The track was wayyyyyyy better than the lyrics, which seems to be the norm these days….even tho the lyrical content left a little to be desired, I felt this was a good ‘get up & get it song’…the curse words were clearer than the other words.  It’s BOLD, but not DIFFERENT, and I believe with the right people the REMIX WILL BE EPIC!  I look forward to it!

If you haven’t heard #warready with fat Rick Ross (apologies to you real RICK ROSS fans, but that man looks like his sweat stink from under his MOOBS=man boobs) and YOUNG JEEZY, Imma pull ya hiphop card…JEEZY delivers another EPIC style truth flow, while Ross continues to be DIFFERENT and let us know that his degree will always be respected in hip hop. *whistlin*

I don’t know who started the rumor that POTUS OBAMA is cheating with BEYONCE *vacant expression* but I want you to have a bleach on the rocks….

CIARA figured the only way she would have a FUTURE in the music business is to give birth to one….congrats mah! *giggle*

….DON’T LET THE HEARSE BEAT YOU TO THE CHURCH……..I don’t think neckit pictures on Twitter is what the Apostle Paul was talkin’ bout when he said present your bodies a living sacrifice….however, the voice is still one of my favs in the gospel industry today, and if you kneegrows don’t keep your mouth off her I’ll expose your temple parts ON THE BIG SCREEN during offertory AT YOUR CHURCH!….*whistlin*

An artist from the Atlanta area is in the number 2 spot on my prayerlist.  I couldn’t see Jesus from all the flashy swag dude had going on, not to mention his non-scriptural content almost brought out a tongue speaking in F SHARP…he needs to sit under and be mentored by my boi, one of the greatest voices to ever grace a mic…@dewaynewoods cause his new project NEVER BE THE SAME #nbts I CAN’T STOP PLAYING!!!  Please request it on your favorite stations and follow him on FB cause he is hilarious when he’s bored (all toilets flush in E flat…*faints every time i think about it).

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MAJOR, MAJOR S/O to Min. Christopher (the director) Rembret, Min. Carva (the golden voice) White on their FIRST SERMONS last Sunday @ REPAIRERS OF THE BREACH CHRISTIAN CENTER, off Santa Fe Rd in KCMO….their Shephards are the truly lovable, and anointed, Pastors Carlton & Sylverana Funderburke!!  Chris and I go back to 8 tracks and Nokia phones *gigglin* and his choir work stays in my rotation, and well, let’s just pray the oil hit Carva’s hands and overtook the spirit of ashiness…*whistlin*….CONGRATS Gentlemen & the young lady who had her 1st sermon as well.   I KNOW YOU PREACHED TILL HELL TREMBLED!!!

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MAJOR MAJOR S/O n Hugs & Kisses to my lil bruhs!  Prophet Jeremiah Dean & Pastor Justin Mackey as they also continue to do the work that God has called AND CHOSEN them for.  They are doing their sermons this Sunday @ 3!

S/O to Charity Isreal for her birth into bloglife on www.lovelivesfree.com on 2/14/2014, check it out!!!

Apparently…KC isn’t hip on how to treat media personnel or celebrities *Kevin Hart voice* you gone learn today…., so we will talk about that next week….and we will catch up with my girl @chrystalrucker….and its a @techsupreme @tefpoe @coreyblack FOOTKLAN TAKEOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If i had more lines I’d talk about Tyrese’s VALENTINE SERMON….that is keeping my legs closed and my spurit free.

Remember to be good, or be good at it…..

Blessings & Miracles….

CC Lovechild
@cclovechild
cclovechild@gmail.com