On February 24, 2014 the entertainment world was shocked by Robin Thicke and Paula Patton’s announcement of their separation. There were some people saying it was only a matter of time, while some were totally taken by surprise. So I guess everybody wants to know WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?? Well before I give you the answer to that question, let me give a brief history on this couple.
Robin Thicke and Paula Patton met back in 1991 when they were in high school. The two were married on June 11, 2005. Paula is a successful hollywood actress and Robin is an R&B singer signed to Pharrell Williams’s record label Neptunes. His single “Blurred Lines” was #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart for 12 weeks. The couple has a 3 year old son named Julian.
Okay so y’all are probably saying “Awww, they’ve been together a long time! Whatever problems they’re having can be fixed.” Well, If only it were that simple. There is one person in this union who decided to sign up for extracurricular activities. Who is the person???
In August 2013, The MTV Video Music Awards premiered. It was full of special guests and great musical performances, but also came with the most talked about shocker of the night…MILEY CYRUS TWERKIN’ ON ROBIN THICKE!!!!!!!!!
According to close friends, Paula was not pleased by this performance. They say that she was very embarrassed and that Robin took things too far with Miley. Despite being upset Paula pretended it wasn’t a big deal and sort of “laughed” it off. This would be one of the first blows to their marriage. Now on to the incident!!!!!
After the MTV Video Music Awards Robin attended an after party where he ran into NYC socialite Lana Scolaro, and the two began hanging out. Later that night they took a photo together that will probably go down in history as being one of the biggest scandals in 2013. Here is the infamous photo….
ROBIN KNOW HE BOLD AIN’T HE???? LADIES & GENTLEMEN, YES, ROBIN IS GRABBING THAT GIRL’S BOOTY!!!!! I GUESS THIS WAS ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS WHERE YOU FORGOT YOU HAD A WIFE HUH ROBIN?! SMH. He claims that this was purely an accident, that it was real late, and that he was extremely tired. And what does Ms. Lana have to say for herself???? Well she said that when the picture was being taken she knew that Robin put his hand in the “wrong place”. DO Y’ALL SMELL THAT??? I SMELL A HEAUX!!!!!!
So what did Paula have to say about this? Well in front of the media she claimed she didn’t have an issue with the situation. But once again, close friends of theirs said she was very irate and told Robin to get his act together. You would think he would listen to his wife and show her some respect; however, a few months later he had yet another reckless moment.
In January 2014 Robin was performing at a nightclub in Paris, France and he was photographed dancing with a woman in the club. Some said they were a little too close, and then this picture surfaced…
OH NO HE DIDN’T!!!!!! TRIFLIN’!!!!!!!!
Now Robin is clearly creepin’ around! And from the looks of it he doesn’t give a damn!!!!! I mean you just don’t accidentally kiss someone, especially in a passionate way. Of course Ms. Paula heard what happened and became extremely angry when she saw the picture. This situation right here was said to be the straw that broke the camel’s back. Close sources said that Robin and Paula began making public appearances separately.
The last time Robin and Paula were spotted together was at the 2014 Grammys, about a week after the kissing picture surfaced. Shortly after, the couple publicly announced that they were separating. Since the announcement Robin has been trying to win Paula back. He even went as far as to sing “Let’s Stay Together” by R&B soul singer Al Green at a concert he was performing.
Okay here’s my opinion of the whole situation…Robin, you are stupid as hell!! It is clear that the success of your #1 hit record has gone to your head!!! This man had a beautiful successful woman in his corner for 20 plus years (remember they’ve been together since high school) and he screwed it up! Will she ever forgive him? Who knows, maybe one day, but for right now Ms. Paula…..ENJOY THE SINGLE LIFE!!!!
On Sunday January 26, 2014 we had the 56th annual Grammy Awards Show. The Grammys, like always, were spectacular! There were wonderful over the top music performances, well-dressed celebrities, and some……well let’s just say there was one in particular who should not have gone at all!
AND THE AWARD FOR WORST-DRESSED CELEBRITY AT THE GRAMMYS GOES TO……DRUMROLL PLEASE………
WHAT IN THE HELL????!!!!
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN………I AM TRULY SHOCKED AND SPEECHLESS! THIS MAN WENT TO THE GRAMMYS, AN AWARD SHOW WHERE MUSICIANS/ARTISTS RECEIVE THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS HONOR THAT YOU CAN EARN IN MUSIC, DRESSED LIKE THIS!!!! JUST LOOK AT THIS DAMN OUTFIT!!
You see Pharrell here pictured with his wife Helen. First of all, let me direct your attention to his boots. PHARRELL DIDN’T EVEN FINISH LACING UP HIS BOOTS! AND I’M WILLING TO BET HE WASN’T WEARING ANY SOCKS IN THOSE DIRTY FADED BOOTS!
Now on to his jeans…PHARRELL KNOW DAMN WELL HE DIDN’T IRON THOSE JEANS. HELL, HE’S PROBABLY BEEN WEARING THEM ALL WEEK LONG!!!!
Let’s look at him from the waist up. He has on a plain white t-shirt. But that red jacket…….PHARRELL YOU KNOW YOU ARE WEARING HELEN’S JACKET!!!! DO YOU SEE WHERE HIS WAISTLINE IS? HIS PANTS ARE NOT SAGGING. EITHER YOU WORE YOUR WIFE’S JACKET TO THE GRAMMYS OR YOU JUST GOT A JACKET THAT WAS TOO SMALL! AND WHAT’S WITH THE HAT???? YO PHARRELL…..ARBY’S WANTS THEIR HAT BACK (AND THEY DID ACTUALLY PAY HIM TO GET THAT HAT, GOOGLE IT)!!!! IF YOUR INTENTION WAS TO GET IN THE SPOTLIGHT BY WEARING THIS TACKY OUTFIT TO THE GRAMMYS, YOU CERTAINLY ACCOMPLISHED YOUR GOAL!
At some point during The Grammys he changed his outfit. I guess he was probably overhearing people talk about his “Grammy Look”.
Because I am fabulous? Pharrell you need to STOP it! Now look at this picture; there were only three things he did different with this outfit. He put on a thin sweater, three necklaces, and a coat with a fur collar! BUT HE’S STILL WEARING THEM DIRTY FADED BOOTS, THOSE WRINKLED JEANS, AND THAT HAT!!!! HEY PHARRELL…..SMOKEY THE BEAR IS LOOKING FOR HIS HAT!!!!
Despite the way he was dressed, Pharrell managed to win three Grammy awards: “Producer Of The Year”, “Best Pop Duo/Group Performance” with DAFT PUNK and Nile Rodgers, and “Record Of The Year” for the song “Get Lucky” with DAFT PUNK and Nile Rodgers
After seeing the way he was dressed at The Grammys, I’m sure everyone is asking this question…..Is it ever okay to attend a formal event dressed in casual wear? In my opinion, ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!! Like I said before…IT’S THE GRAMMYS, AN EVENT THAT ONLY COMES ONE TIME A YEAR! When you receive a nomination for such a high honor and get invited to such a formal event, you are supposed to be DRESSED from head to toe!
He had another formal event in March. PHARRELL was nominated for an Oscar for Best Song in a motion picture “HAPPY”. I said if he arrived there dressed the same as he was for The Grammys, they won’t even let him in through the front door….…
*PHARRELL’S STYLE AT THE 2014 OSCARS!!!!!!!*
Pharrell attended the 86th annual Academy Awards on Sunday March 2, 2014. Now I was thinking to myself, Pharrell learned his lesson from the 2014 Grammy Awards. I was very excited and anxiously awaited his red carpet arrival. Pharrell finally came out with his wife Helen to gracefully walk the red carpet looking like this………..
THAT’S A DAMN SHAME, SMH (SHAKING MY HEAD)
Now some of you are looking at this picture saying “What’s wrong with the outfit?” The question of the day should be “WHAT’S RIGHT WITH IT? Listen y’all, from the waist up Pharrell looked wonderful….that’s right from the WAIST UP! Direct your attention to his legs…….YO PHARRELL….NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR “BATTLE WOUNDS”! There are a lot of people that have skin imperfections, so with that being said, PHARRELL….AIRBRUSH YOUR LEGS! To me, he should have worn pants instead of shorts. Why wear shorts if you’re not going to have any socks on?!
Pharrell got the chance to perform his Oscar nominated song “HAPPY” The performance was great but the outfit he wore fell short once again! I CAN NOT BELIEVE HE WORE THIS FOR HIS PERFORMANCE!!!!!
WHY PHARRELL WHY!!!!!!!
I know y’all……HIS OUTIFT IS SIMILAR TO WHAT HE WORE TO THE GRAMMYS! What is the deal with that damn HAT!! Pharrell obviously changed the color of his hat and jacket but added something new to this ridiculous outfit. He decided to upgrade from boots to RED GLITTER SNEAKERS. REALLY PHARRELL?! Why are you wearing your wife’s clothes?! I was trying to focus on your performance but at times I was blinded by the shoes!
Ultimately Pharrell did not take home an Oscar for best song. Maybe there should be a special award given to him for these terrible outfits. Pharrell, you are definitely an ATTENTION SEEKER!!! However the outfits have got to go!!!!! I will be keeping PHARRELL under close surveillance.
Blessha bones cousins!!! Any day on this side of the ground is a good day….so make it count! First things first….gotta wish the best Boss this side of heaven a HAPPY BIRTHDAY! DJ Epic you are, what can I say…Epic!!! Wish I could’ve been in St. Louis for the Team Epic launch n birthday celebration and not to mention 2CHAINSSSSSS, but maybe the powers that be will put that in the budget soon (hint, hint)….
I’m so glad SCANDAL is back on!! Cause if I had to sit thru one more episode of BEING MARY JANE I was gonna cut myself. But big S/O to the cast and crew of SCANDAL for raking in a few NAACP awards….KERRY WASHINGTON looks beautiful pregnant!! And special s/o to my gurl super producer FOXXAMILLION for attending the awards, she looked radiant!!!!
It’s a lot of great books out there, seem like kneegrows that just learned how to read are writing books….so support your favorite author! I’m currently reading MY ABSURD RELIGION by DR. STEVE GRAY and its an EPIC read. I love how he writes like he preaches.
In SPORTS news: I didn’t know NEW ORLEANS had an NBA team!!! Way to go NO, I hope they can beat the FLAKERS….
I’m disgustingly disappointed in BEYONCE’S latest contribution to the music industry with all her hidden meanings, as much as I love watermelon now Imma have to use a disclaimer….
So FAT RICK ROSS was on Jimmy Kimmel *blink, blink*
Congrats to LIL KIM who now qualifies for WIC, the 39 yr old stopped drinking children and will have a lil’ plastic bundle of joy….I shiver to think who parted those waters….
ROBIN THICKE is SINGLE!!!! or will be soon, which is good enuff for me…I interviewed him in 2008 (or 09) and he said he felt closest to God when he was making love to his wife…PAULA PATTON. I said whew….well, I will have him hittin’ all kinda new notes…*gigglin*…
NEW MUSIC REVIEWS:
The LARRY BYRD of STL hip hop has done it again with his new joint….I swear this kneegrow gets better and better. Not only is this BOLD and DIFFERENT, but it’s EPIC already! Can’t wait for the REMIX *hint hint*
I can be a lil’ bias when it comes to new music, these new kneegrows just don’t know how to flow sometimes, so I’m truly proud of my favorite albino who keeps the block bumpin’. He’s got a couple new joints that are poppin’, but be sure to check out his new joint HOODGURL….and this kneegrow is breakin’ out on camera too! March 9th! SHUTEMDOWN! This kneegrow is EPIC!
WHO IS EXCITED ABOUT THE TMAS? Me!!! For you new people, the TMAs (Traffic Music Awards) are the Grammys & BET awards all rolled into one, St. Louis style….It’s going down March 9th @ The Sound Bar in St. Louis…this is the 7th year running and no doubt it gets bigger and better each year! Shout out to my boi, TRAFFICCCCCCCCCCCAA Mr. Tony J….oh, and doors open at 5, pre-show at 6….and if anybody would like to send for me so I can attend the awards and give a blow by blow description, feel free to hit me up!!! S/O to all the nominees & winners!
DON’T LET THE HEARSE BEAT YOU TO THE CHURCH:
I wish I could share ISSAC CATES new music with you but he’s being stingy….GAWD IS NOT PLEASED Issac!!! *gigglin* but the 33 seconds of what I heard blessed me and I will keep you updated!!!
Also St. Louis’ own COREY BARNETT has new music on the way too….You know ya gurl gonna keep you posted..